Master of deception, intergalactic rock star, a secret agent of love for the downtrodden masses of the world.

First Appearance: #1, baby.

Space Durian is not permitted in Southeast Asian government offices, public transportation, or hotel rooms.

First Appearance: #11

Bat-Radish

Likes vinaigrette, erotic fanfiction, and knitting. Has a tiny heart tattoo on its butt.

Excitingly Conical Aliens

They are both conical and exciting, as one can see.

Imperatrix Robert II

The Queen of Fruits and righteous co-leader of the produce world. Robert II would like it to be known that Its Royal Majesty is most exceptionally juicy.

Fighting Crab #1

Secretly attracted to Fighting Crab #2.

Fighting Crab #2

Secretly attracted to dough.

The Space Durian Galactic Fleet

Combines to form the DURIFORM SUPERWEAPON. Always orders water with lemon.

The Stunt-Nut Corps

Protects the Wom Wom Coconut from the perils of an active daily life. Combines to form COCOTRON, BITER OF WORLDS.

Pistachio Ninjas

Trained in the twin arts of killing and more killing. They move as one, think as one, and rock as one.

Spoon

People like to look at the spoon. I like to look at the spoon. "Spoon", in Dutch, is "lepel".

Sagely Nut

Knows what you did.

 Sex Asteroid

It's pretty much made out of sex. The ancestral home of all pistachio ninjas.

Shark

Very handy to have around, in case one needs a shark for something.

AND JILLIONS MORE